Friday, July 27, 2007

Curriculum Vitae of Harry Potter

Harry Potter is 18 now, and now that all the books have been published, he now needs a part time job while carrying on his studies. So he applies for a job. Below is the CV he submitted with the application for the job.

Name: Harry Potter

Address: 12, Grimmauld Place, London. (Can also be contacted via 'Owl Mail')

Date of birth: 31 July 1980

Objective: Find and destroy Voldemort and all of his ‘Horcruxes’(pieces of Lord Voldemort's nasty soul).

Education:

Ordinary Wizarding Level (O.W.L.) examinations : Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry , Scotland.

Currently studying from home for the Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test (N.E.W.T.)

Achievements:

  • Denied immortality although had held the philosopher’s stone.
  • Found a secret chamber.
  • Killed a giant snake and destroyed one of the ‘Horcruxes’.
  • Befriended a werewolf.
  • Won the Triwizard championship.
  • Faced the dark Lord Voldemort three times and survived.
  • Taught the classmates the defence magic when teachers refused to taught.

Hobby: Excellent Quidditch player (Seeker)

Marital Status: Single (kissed 2 pretty classmates)

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